Otek

THis movie was horrible I would rather baby sit  forty intoxicated eight year old than see this movie. It had the plot complexity of an episode of Arthur but took over three hours to end. It takes place in Cecholaslvica. there is a man and woman who are married but cant conceive a baby so the dad makes on out of wood and it comes alive and starts to eat people.  There is another family in this film but there is a little girl who begins to feed it when it gets locked in the basement by its parents. The only semi-positive things involved with this film was the camera angles witch made it sooooo much creepier and te father of the little girl he was the only person in the whole film who wasn't crazy or extremely dumb. The only part of this film i thought i would enjoy would be the end and never having to see it ever again but when it was finally time for for the ugly monster to be cleaved with a garden hoe and it ended we didn't see any thing. my life was made far worse by seeing this film it ruined eggs for me and if you are ever couris about what a possiblre reaction you would have to this film would be : put you're head on a subway track when the train comes by